i dont deserve this torture.
i'm saving my gym work out for friday so i ran for only 15 minutes. i'm disgusting. then i did yoga for and hour in my room, and i did my zuba work out and i found an old ti boa video. its very fun! so i'll be doing that for the rest of the week. hopefully i'll burn at least some of this nast fat!
weigh in is tonight. i'm dredging it, but i may have saved my self! i found these little half pound rod things at the store. i'm planning on sewing them into my robe and bra! ha! to you parents i will apear to be fat but i will still be nice and little! also i think i can gain at least 1 pound in water if i continue drinking it. i've had 8 bottle of water today, and i plan on downing two rite before wiegh in. please tell me if you can think of anyother way to fake wieght gain.
thanksgiving is coming up, and i will be expected to go to both grandparents houses, my sisters house, both sets of aunt and uncles, and of course my own house. personally i think i shouldnt have to celebrate this holady seeing as my mothers side of the family is indian and we're really only celebrating the genocide of our people. i tried this excuse last year and sadly it failed. this year i will be stuffed untill my seems are ready to burst. if only they would and all the nast stuffing would spill out. i'd weigh nothing, i'd be an empty casing of a girl. a girl can only dream.
sorry i'm drugged up rite now so my mind is babbling nonsence at me.
well its time to go spew lies at Dr. pleasure, wish me luck and hope he's as gullible as the last one
lots of love S xoxo
well 100 is just 99 with 2lbs on top :) and those 2lbs will have disappeared by tomorrow morning :P
ReplyDeleteSOOO my lovely girl, you will be alright as you will be DOUBLE digits!!
fuckkyes :D
xoxo
dr pleasure!! hahahahahah that is hilarious.
ReplyDeletesewing rods into your bra is a genius idea :)
x
100 is not gross!!
ReplyDeletei promise you that. As for the fake weight gain, look it up on google. I've seen some interesting tips.. don't remember any off the top of my head, however they seemed convincing!
good luck XX Sarah
First things first: Dr Pleasure. Lol. Man that's some name. And it's a /dude/'s name? Holy shit, he'd better be well-endowed or he'll have some issues of his own, lol.
ReplyDeleteMore importantly: asdfghjkl to the folk who think force-feeding you is a good idea! I mean, rationally, 1,500 is an average-to-low intake for most people but who the fuck thinks they can bump up your intake that high and make you magically better? It doesn't work like that, you don't get rid of food issues and shit by stuffing somebody's face. In fact, it's actually pretty dangerous - considering how itty-bitty your intakes usually are it could actually cause serious /physical/ damage nevermind psychological distress...
Blergh.
Okay. Fake weight gain. Are you allowed to wear shoes? If so, you can take out the soles and stuff them with heavy shit. Every little bit helps, so things like wearing two bras, more than one pair of underwear. Sewing coins into wherever you can - if you can take the lining out your robe then it can be inconspicuous as hell. Obviously water is the best - two litres of water = 4.4lbs. If worst comes to worst you could possibly even consider putting weights in your... well. In your ladyplace. Hey, any hole can be filled... xD
And btw, don't you dare beat yourself up over the exercise! Considering the kind of prison people are building around you, even managing to exercise at all is an achievement, and I'm proud of you for it <3
Have I mentioned that I love you recently? 'Cause I do. Lovelovelove. <3
be careful about looking like you're gaining really fast though, they might suspect something! Great idea, just take it slow :)
ReplyDeleteI love this entry, haha, really brightened me up a bit =D.
ReplyDeleteto fake weight gain?
ReplyDelete-drink tons of water before weigh in
- put ankle weights on ankles and cover with baggy pants.
-wear jewelry
-wear make up
-wear LAYERS
hope this helps!
TaeAna